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		<title>Birthday - MyLifePoem - site for poems and poets</title>
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					<title><![CDATA[Just remember...]]></title>
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							Just remember, once you&#039;re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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					<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:58:41 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[We advance in years...]]></title>
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							We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.
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					<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:56:35 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[The first sign of maturity...]]></title>
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							The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
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					<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:51:57 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[Inflation]]></title>
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							Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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					<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 22:04:28 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[Thanks to modern medical advances...]]></title>
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							Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
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					<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 22:01:14 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[They say that age is all in your mind...]]></title>
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							They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
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					<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 04:05:19 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[Lousy beautician]]></title>
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							Time may be a great healer, but it&#039;s a lousy beautician.
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					<link>http://www.mylifepoem.com/quotes/birthday/1985</link>
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					<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 03:36:02 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[The secret of staying young...]]></title>
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							The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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					<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:51:50 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[One extra year]]></title>
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							May you live to be a hundred years<br />
With one extra year to repent.
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					<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:48:31 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[Birthdays are good for you...]]></title>
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							Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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					<link>http://www.mylifepoem.com/quotes/birthday/1465</link>
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					<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:01:27 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[Untitled]]></title>
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							The best way to remember your wife&#039;s birthday is to forget it once
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					<link>http://www.mylifepoem.com/quotes/birthday/1100</link>
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					<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:23:15 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[Your birthday as my own to me is dear...]]></title>
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							Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:<br />
Your birthday as my own to me is dear...<br />
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend<br />
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
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					<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:54:54 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[You are only young once]]></title>
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							You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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					<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:54:11 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[Like a spiral...]]></title>
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							Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
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					<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:51:42 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[First you...]]></title>
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							First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
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					<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:58:13 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[A full deck...]]></title>
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							I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
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					<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:55:09 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[Mandatory...Optional...]]></title>
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							Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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					<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:52:20 -0600</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[Enjoy the trip...]]></title>
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							A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.
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					<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:53:12 -0700</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[The common birthday...]]></title>
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							There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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					<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:49:52 -0700</pubDate>
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					<title><![CDATA[We&#039;re getting old...]]></title>
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							We know we&#039;re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
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					<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:47:08 -0700</pubDate>
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