Site for poems and poets. Here you can find poems about love, friendship, life, fun and sad poems. Also there are quotes and proverbs on different thems on this site. Funny poetry http://www.mylifepoem.com/ info@zokisoft.com (ZokiSoft Developers Team) info@mylifepoem.com (Site Administrator) 60 Wed, 07 May 2008 02:00:46 -0600 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:12:12 -0700 And prodding and probing and taking off clothes.
Legs are for walking and kicking and cramps;
Tongues are for talking and licking of stamps. ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1993 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1993 Wed, 07 May 2008 02:00:46 -0600 That people really do not want them there.
At blossom time, they simply do their best,
With what they have, to venture forth well-dressed. ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1992 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1992 Wed, 07 May 2008 01:51:23 -0600 that I’ve never done before:
I turned in this week’s spelling quiz
and got a perfect score. ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1646 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1646 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:27:14 -0600 You alternate feelings of love and depression.
The hustle around you is surely unnerving.
A myriad of feelings, ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1396 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1396 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:50:30 -0600
What to do with computer mice?
]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1390 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1390 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:41:55 -0600 Who worked in a circus that came through town.
His shoes were too big and his hat was too small,
But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all. ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1236 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1236 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:12:36 -0600 And see the People -- going by --
I -- should die of the Oddity --
But then -- I'm not so staid -- as He -- ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1235 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/1235 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:07:13 -0600 mouse, That he
met in the
house, ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/366 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/366 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:16:36 -0700 How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky. ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/291 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/291 Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:04:06 -0700 Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale! ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/290 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/290 Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:44:43 -0700 And dreaming eyes of wonder!
Though time be fleet, and I and thou
Are half a life asunder, ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/260 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/260 Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:52:21 -0700 Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new tattle. ]]> http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/259 http://www.mylifepoem.com/poems/funny/259 Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:39:22 -0700