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Browse Quotes, starts with "A" in Fun 
A drink a day
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
by Edward Abbey
by Edward Abbey
A lobster boat
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
A lot of fun...
There ain't a lot of fun in medicine but there's a heck of a lot of medicine in fun.
Afraid to die
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
by Woody Allen
by Woody Allen
Alcohol
Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
alien
"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.
alien
Stuck? You're an *alien*," said Johnny. "Aliens don't get stuck in air ducts. It's practically a well-known fact.
Always forgive your enemies...
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
America
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
American art
To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.