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Employment
Moist stared disconsolately at a letter from a Ms Estressa Partleigh of the Campaign for Equal Heights. The Post Office, apparently, was not employing enough dwarfs. Moist had pointed out, very reasonably, he thought, that one in three of the staff were dwarfs. She had replied that this was not the…
A laugh goes a thousand miles,
A smile goes a 100 miles,
But if you put both together you will make a new road.
A smile goes a 100 miles,
But if you put both together you will make a new road.
posted by: jollygreengiant |
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2009-10-28
This was the gist of the notice. It said "The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."
Perfectly normal paranoia
"You know," said Arthur thoughtfully, "all this explains a lot of things. All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was." "No," said the old…
Stupidity
One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending…
Listen to what your mother told you
"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxication in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell…
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
They were a double pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses, which had been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.
iron necessity
In the course of history, men come to see that iron necessity is neither iron nor necessary.
For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child.
I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer.
bad memory
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
good memory
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Always forgive your enemies...
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.