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Browse Quotes, starts with "T" in Birthday
Thanks to modern medical advances...
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
The common birthday...
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
The first sign of maturity...
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
The secret of staying young...
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
They say that age is all in your mind...
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

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