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Browse Quotes, starts with "T" in Birthday rss

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Thanks to modern medical advances...

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
posted by: admin | category: Birthday | comments: 0 | 2008-05-26
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The common birthday...

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
posted by: admin | category: Birthday | comments: 0 | 2008-03-05
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The first sign of maturity...

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
posted by: admin | category: Birthday | comments: 0 | 2008-06-04
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The secret of staying young...

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
posted by: admin | category: Birthday | comments: 0 | 2008-04-21
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They say that age is all in your mind...

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
posted by: admin | category: Birthday | comments: 0 | 2008-05-13
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