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Just remember...
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
We advance in years...
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.
The first sign of maturity...
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Inflation
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Thanks to modern medical advances...
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
They say that age is all in your mind...
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
Lousy beautician
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
The secret of staying young...
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
One extra year
May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.
With one extra year to repent.
Birthdays are good for you...
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once
Your birthday as my own to me is dear...
Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear...
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
Your birthday as my own to me is dear...
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
You are only young once
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Like a spiral...
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
First you...
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.