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Divine quality
A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.
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2008-06-12
The month of the tax
Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?
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2008-06-04
God's jokes
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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2008-06-04
The aim of a joke...
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
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2008-05-26
Real Disneyland
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good…
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2008-05-26
Confidence
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.
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2008-05-13
A sense of humor...
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
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2008-05-06
Real friends...
Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
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2008-04-21
A common mistake...
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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2008-04-21
Practical joke
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
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2008-04-07
It is the ability...
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
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2008-04-07
Jokes
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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2008-03-25
A man always blames...
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
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2008-03-18
Jokes
Even the gods love jokes
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2008-03-18
You can fool...
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
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2008-03-11