Macaulay Culkin turns 30 today, but I still don't trust him to be left home alone.

tired of trying,
tired of crying,
yah i'm smiling,
but inside i'm dying

Take care, when you are closely observing, that you are not closely observed.

Moist stared disconsolately at a letter from a Ms Estressa Partleigh of the Campaign for Equal Heights. The Post Office, apparently, was not employing enough dwarfs. Moist had pointed out, very reasonably, he thought, that…

We're not obsessed by anything, you see,
And that's the deciding factor. We can't win against obsession.
They care, we don't. They win.