Macaulay Culkin turns 30 today, but I still don't trust him to be left home alone.
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Smile
there's a smile on my face, but i don't know why its there. i guess i put it on to satisfy all the people that don't even care.
Observing
Take care, when you are closely observing, that you are not closely observed.
Employment
Moist stared disconsolately at a letter from a Ms Estressa Partleigh of the Campaign for Equal Heights. The Post Office, apparently, was not employing enough dwarfs. Moist had pointed out, very reasonably, he thought, that…
Obsession
We're not obsessed by anything, you see,
And that's the deciding factor. We can't win against obsession.
They care, we don't. They win.
Garden of Eden story
"I always thought that about the Garden of Eden story," said Ford.
"Eh?"
"Garden of Eden. Tree. Apple. That bit, remember?"
"Yes of course I do."
"Your God person puts an apple tree in the…
