Take care, when you are closely observing, that you are not closely observed.

Moist stared disconsolately at a letter from a Ms Estressa Partleigh of the Campaign for Equal Heights. The Post Office, apparently, was not employing enough dwarfs. Moist had pointed out, very reasonably, he thought, that one in three of the staff were dwarfs. She had replied that this was not the…

There is an inn, a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill,
And there they brew a beer so brown
That the Man in the Moon himself came down

A howling wind is whistling in the night
My dog is growling in the dark
Something's pulling me outside
To ride around in circles

If you don't have confidence, you'll always find a way not to win