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This is Halloween

[SHADOW]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
posted by: blackot | category: Scary & Fear | comments: 0 | 2009-09-17
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Jabberwocky

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
posted by: blackot | category: Scary & Fear | comments: 1 | 2009-04-17
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Garden of Eden story

"I always thought that about the Garden of Eden story," said Ford.

"Eh?"
posted by: blackot | category: Wisdom | comments: 0 | 2009-02-27
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This was the gist of the notice. It said "The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."
posted by: blackot | category: Fun | comments: 0 | 2009-02-16
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Universe and everything

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
posted by: blackot | category: Wisdom | comments: 1 | 2009-02-15
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Perfectly normal paranoia

"You know," said Arthur thoughtfully, "all this explains a lot of things. All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was." "No," said the old…
posted by: blackot | category: Fun | comments: 0 | 2009-02-15
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Stupidity

One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending…
posted by: blackot | category: Fun | comments: 0 | 2009-02-15
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Listen to what your mother told you

"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxication in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell…
posted by: blackot | category: Fun | comments: 0 | 2009-02-15
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Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses

They were a double pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses, which had been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.
posted by: blackot | category: Fun | comments: 0 | 2009-02-15
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The Hangman's song

Armageddon time is coming soon
The fires will turn us all into dust
And we will be judged one last time
You, your son and me
posted by: blackot | category: Scary & Fear | comments: 0 | 2009-01-01
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