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Anatomy Lesson
Fingers like poking and picking your nose
And prodding and probing and taking off clothes.
Legs are for walking and kicking and cramps;
Tongues are for talking and licking of stamps.
And prodding and probing and taking off clothes.
Legs are for walking and kicking and cramps;
Tongues are for talking and licking of stamps.
Dandelions
Dandelions do not seem aware
That people really do not want them there.
At blossom time, they simply do their best,
With what they have, to venture forth well-dressed.
That people really do not want them there.
At blossom time, they simply do their best,
With what they have, to venture forth well-dressed.
Perfect
Today I managed something
that I’ve never done before:
I turned in this week’s spelling quiz
and got a perfect score.
that I’ve never done before:
I turned in this week’s spelling quiz
and got a perfect score.
The Day
It’s not cold yet you're shaking.
You alternate feelings of love and depression.
The hustle around you is surely unnerving.
A myriad of feelings,
You alternate feelings of love and depression.
The hustle around you is surely unnerving.
A myriad of feelings,
Computer Mice
Can anyone give me advice . . . ?
What to do with computer mice?
What to do with computer mice?
Cloony The Clown
I'll tell you the story of Cloony the Clown
Who worked in a circus that came through town.
His shoes were too big and his hat was too small,
But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all.
Who worked in a circus that came through town.
His shoes were too big and his hat was too small,
But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all.
Funny -- to be a Century
Funny -- to be a Century --
And see the People -- going by --
I -- should die of the Oddity --
But then -- I'm not so staid -- as He --
And see the People -- going by --
I -- should die of the Oddity --
But then -- I'm not so staid -- as He --
Fury said to a mouse
`Fury said to a
mouse, That he
met in the
house,
mouse, That he
met in the
house,
Twinkle, twinkle
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
How doth the little crocodile
How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
Child of the pure unclouded brow
Child of the pure unclouded brow
And dreaming eyes of wonder!
Though time be fleet, and I and thou
Are half a life asunder,
And dreaming eyes of wonder!
Though time be fleet, and I and thou
Are half a life asunder,
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new tattle.
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new tattle.